This is the New Canon of Pastafarian Scripture that will guide Pastafarians into the future. This new era starts on August 9, 2027.This new scripture is meant to spark a revival across the United States where Pastafarianism has laid stagnant so long. This New Canon provides a robust mythos that blends Christianity, Norse Paganism, Pastafarianism, and American culture into a powerful epic that will energize Americans to heed to the call and take the Flying Spaghetti Monster a lot more serious than we did under the reign of the Silent Prophet from July 21, 2005 - August 9, 2027. This era is not a time for action but a time for waiting for our Messiah who will take her rightful place as the author and finisher of our faith on August 9, 2413. "We await Ashley. Oh we await Ashley."