J.D. Howler is a scoundrel. He sleeps through church and treats women like crap. Though he’s tried to obey the commandments of the Bible, it drove him insane to take all the insults while being meek-and-mild, especially when he was alone in his apartment thinking too much about it. That’s all about to change. The Great Tribulation has come, for if J.D. would’ve listened to the pastor’s sermons instead of lusting for the hot girls at church, he would’ve seen the signs, heeded, and gone up in the rapture. Now that he’s trapped on earth during the plagues, he’s having a change of heart, seeking true faith, no matter what the cost. Fat load of good pleasure got him! He wonders of he’ll have the mettle to actually become a saint, not a sinner, instead of taking the Mark of the Beast. He’d better, or he’ll spend eternity in the Lake of Fire with Satan, the Beast, and the False Prophet.