Inside Greeting: "[Man 2]: Yep. No Teeth, No Hair and I Just Wet My Pants." "Happy Birthday, Baby!" Cover - [Man 1]: I'm 82 and My Body Is Full of Aches and Pains. [Man 2]: Well, I'm 85 and Feel Like a Newborn Baby. [Man 1]: Really? Senior Birthday Humor - Funny Birthday Cards for Senior Men With Two Old Guys Swapping Vintage Aging Jokes - For Dad, Grandpa, Uncle, Husband, Brother, or Any Senior Celebrating a Birthday. Socially Responsible – Proudly Printed in N. America for Over 45 Years, Supporting Local Jobs, Using Select, Premium, Luxurious, Pure White Glossy Cardstock for a High-Quality Finish. Card Size - Receive 1, Regular Sized Notecard with 5x7 Inch Envelope. We Offer Funny Cards That Come Either Blank or Greeted Inside, so Be Sure to Review All Product Photos Before Purchasing. Use - the Ideal, Hilarious Card for Writing Birthday Wishes! Card’s Cover Page Is Printed with a High Gloss Finish, and the Interior Pages Provide a Smooth, Consistent Writing Surface. Ideal for Men, Women, Wife, Husband, and Friends. Two old geezers swap aging jokes — no teeth, no hair, wet pants — on this retro funny birthday card for older man. A colorful, hilarious pick for dad, grandpa, uncle, or brother.